Popularity and fame!
To be in people’s mouth in campus is a huge thing and if you are a popularity lover here are some tips on how you can gain fame amongst comrades
1. Tribe’smanship. We preach peace and unity and how tribalism is not good but here you need support of your people. Be fluent in your mother tongue it gives you points. Join your tribe’s club. Be active on the activities.
2. CLUBS. By clubs I don’t mean F2😂 where we all go and have some drinks ,no, I mean social clubs on campus like red Cross, media groups, religious groups, you know them. Volunteer if possible. Initiate activities. Where contribution is required be 1st to pay and if possible pay for others.
3. Be in a relationship. You want to be known so do what campus students do so as to gain popularity amongst campus couples goals. In this relationship act like you are in love in public, go for photoshoots and post your photos on social media platforms. Do things that other couples wish to be you.
4. Dressing. Dress to catch comrades attention. Make these academic streets your fashion runway. Be trendy and not expensive (dressing like celebrities).
5. Money. This is key. We comrades assume that if you are known pocketwise ‘iko nzito'(you have money). You will receive needy calls, people seeking financial support,others will just be in your circle because you have money. You gain nicknames like; mkubwa, mheshimiwa, yule msee. These names come up and stick with how well you give out money and it fades with how stingy or broke you get.
A bonus point. Be ready to be involved in scandals. Comrades test how gangsta you are😂in the name of ‘can you fight for us or against is.’
Welcome to the campus popularity stage and above all study.
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